Local Resident Farts In Local Home

Local Resident, Sully van Sullivan of the swimsuit top, has farted in his
OWN local home. Civilians are devastated, as being a brilliant and sensible
role model, they were expecting more than committing such a frowned upon
crime.

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Sullivan, is yet to be, with no hesitation, prosecuted serving a lifetime 
in jail. That frizzy monster is not to be scaring anymore!

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Along with the major disappointment, some have also been trying to get 
Sullivan into court, instead of a life time in jail. Although, they KNOW
they have no pleasure in farts, they still want to alter the jail time to 
sixty years in prison. 

Sully, in fact, frowns up on himself with great disappointment, looking at
the mirror at times and yelling to himself, "SULLY VAN SULLIVAN!I AM SO DISAPPOINTED,
FARTING IS A CRIME! CHILDREN WILL NOW FROWN UPON YOU!".




By Slushie Spaghetti

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