Local Resident Octopus Eats At Ziggy

Restaurant Name: Ziggy
Address: 195 Carlisle St, Balaclava VIC 3183
Earlier last week, Local resident Octopus ate at The Ziggy Eatery in Melbourne. Here is a photo on their way to Balaclava.
Down there is a picture of local resident Octopus, seated at Ziggy, and waiting for his chips or, fries (Depends where you live).
Up there, is a picture of Local resident Octopus’s drink (h2O), in a kid’s size ikea cup, probably purchased from ikea.
 Above is a reference of the Ziggy’s Eatery sign, in which is placed below the penalised graffiti, that local citizens have sadly erected.
Here is a once in a life time moment captured in Img_3479. It is local resident Octopus scratching his eye!!!!!! This is the most treasured moment in one’s lifetime, and here we are sharing it wth you.
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 REFERENCE AS SHOWN ABOVE (Top plate, with less sauce)
Here is a detailed, zoomed in, screenshot_5.5290 of local resident Octopus’ finished plate of plain, lightly salted chips.
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By Slushie Spaghetti

Swimsuit Top Prime Minister Raises Tax To 5% Of Your Income!

Earlier today Candy Bear, Prime minster of Swimsuit Top (North of Bikini Bottom), has raised the tax in swimsuit top from 0.1%, which is already a lot, to 5% of your monthly $10000 income!


This unnecessary, big change to the tax, will now have you paying 0.0005 c per month! When it used to be 0.00001, which is still extremely pricy! 


Prime minister Candy Bear, has now been found guilty of a few crimes.

Not long ago she was lying down on blass, with her two friends, Sully James Sullivan (Before being prosecuted for farting), and me, Slushie Spaghetti. Candy Bear was talking about a pleasant robbery of the Wazowski family, and how the person who robbed it would it would surely get a medal of honour.


‘She was chatting about it for quite a while, when she suddenly started farting. She farted five times in a row and shortly after farting (five hours), she started burping, and she burped five times in a row too!’ Reports Sully James Sullivan.  

Shortly after burping me and Sully realised that Candy was wiggling a bit. For some time we thought she was just scaring of the worms, but after some long amount of time (1/1,000,000 of a second), she said she needed to go to the TOILET!


Now me and Sully were REALLY creeped out. We decided, in the end to call the police and report these stupendous crimes. But because of her status she wasn’t put into jail, though she did have to pay a small penalty of $100,000,000. 

We think she wants to use such little amount of money on else, so that is why she is making such a high price on tax.

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By Slushie Spaghetti 

Local resident Octopus Eats at Shira Nui

Earlier today, local resident Octopus went out to a Japanese 
restaurant called, 'Shira Nui', for some lunch.


He had all of these dishes for his private lunch with his

Apetiser: Creamy Japenese Noodle

Main: Miso Soup, Orange Juice, Tempura Prawn Udon, Green

He tried lots of them with pleasure.

 IMG_2421              Local Resident Octopus tries
               Shira Nui tempura prawn.
IMG_2427                 Local Resident Octopus
              tries Shira Nui Udon Noodle. 
Here is the over all scores for everything he tried in
Shira Nui:

Apetiser: 5/5

Udon: 5/5

Miso Soup: 100/5

Orange Juice: 10,00/5

Green Tea: 0/5

Overall Rating: 10,00/6

Restaurant Details:

Main Chef/ Owner: Hiro Nishikura

Address: 247 Springvale road

Glen Waverley



Phone: +61 03 9886 7755 

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By Slushie Spaghetti

Local Resident Farts In Local Home

Local Resident, Sully van Sullivan of the swimsuit top, has farted in his
OWN local home. Civilians are devastated, as being a brilliant and sensible
role model, they were expecting more than committing such a frowned upon


Sullivan, is yet to be, with no hesitation, prosecuted serving a lifetime 
in jail. That frizzy monster is not to be scaring anymore!

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Along with the major disappointment, some have also been trying to get 
Sullivan into court, instead of a life time in jail. Although, they KNOW
they have no pleasure in farts, they still want to alter the jail time to 
sixty years in prison. 

Sully, in fact, frowns up on himself with great disappointment, looking at
the mirror at times and yelling to himself, "SULLY VAN SULLIVAN!I AM SO DISAPPOINTED,

By Slushie Spaghetti